The band is now 1/4 of the way through its contract, has made the music industry more than 3 million dollars richer, but is in the hole $14,000 on royalties. The band members have each earned about 1/3 as much as they would working at a 7-11, but they got to ride in a tour bus for a month. The next album will be about the same, except that the record company will insist they spend more time and money on it. Since the previous one never “recouped,” the band will have no leverage, and will oblige. The next tour will be about the same, except the merchandising advance will have already been paid, and the band, strangely enough, won’t have earned any royalties from their T-shirts yet. Maybe the T-shirt guys have figured out how to count money like record company guys. Some of your friends are probably already this fucked.
With the band over for a brief British visit to promote their 18th studio album, We're All Alright, tQ sat down with their guitarist and main songwriter, Rick Nielsen, to hear about the albums that shaped it. And if this Baker's Dozen reads oddly, it reflects its subject. Not for Nielsen the simplicity of deciding a list of 13 albums and talking about them in turn, as his manager and publicist had requested. Instead he embarked on an hour-long stream of consciousness about pop music, from which it was left to tQ to extract 13 albums. "You need complete paragraphs? Just make it up. I don't care."
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